In one corner, a newly elected dictator that's trained by russia and bit touche about urine.
In the other corner, a brutal dictator that really loves cooking with gas and hates human rights and freedom of speech.
YES ITS DICTATOR FIGHT NIGHT!
TRUMP VS ASSAD, DEATH VS DEATH, GENOCIDER VS GENOCIDER!
DING DING round one!
And we have Assad putting on a gas mask and throwing down a gas grenade.
Trump is struggling to breath, this might be -- OH OH HE JUST GOT OUT A BIG FUCK OFF CARTOONY RED BUTTON AND HES PRESSING IT!
And these the big explosion, body parts and rubble everywhere. Everything is death, a big fucking nuclear explosion, aww the pain, the pa -- oh no here comes the Syrian troops to rifle though my pockets and have sex with the women/kids dead bodies, Oh the war crimes!
Did you really expect me to have any positive thoughts on this? At one side we have a dictator who gasses children and tries to kill half his fucking people, and on the other side we have a micro-penis puppet who wants to make 1984 possible. Fuck them both, they both are evil rich arseholes.
At least there will be some good music album in the next few years (or at least the remains of society will)
(I would just start replacing the Syrian flag with the US flag at this point)