In one corner, a newly elected dictator that's trained by russia and bit touche about urine.
In the other corner, a brutal dictator that really loves cooking with gas and hates human rights and freedom of speech.
YES ITS DICTATOR FIGHT NIGHT!
TRUMP VS ASSAD, DEATH VS DEATH, GENOCIDER VS GENOCIDER!
DING DING round one!
And we have Assad putting on a gas mask and throwing down a gas grenade.
Trump is struggling to breath, this might be -- OH OH HE JUST GOT OUT A BIG FUCK OFF CARTOONY RED BUTTON AND HES PRESSING IT!
And these the big explosion, body parts and rubble everywhere. Everything is death, a big fucking nuclear explosion, aww the